White House Easter Egg Roll 2009

The annual White House Easter Egg Roll will be held April 13 from 8 am to 5 pm in the Garden of the White House – South side.

For the first time, tickets for the Easter Egg Roll will be distributed online so that more children and families in the United States have the opportunity to experience this event.

Tickets will not be distributed at the Ellipse on the weekend before the event. Tickets and more information on ticketing will be available through www.whitehouse.gov / eastereggroll from today, March 26.

White House Easter Egg Roll 2009

President Bush farewell speech

Cheney falls asleep during Bush’s speech …. here’s the scenario :

Bush said: “But we must reject isolationism and its companion, protectionism. Withdraw behind our borders only invite danger …”

Cheney briefly closed eyelids fluttered. Immediately raised himself up and straight on Saturday and move them around in his chair.

Bush continues. “In the 21st century, security and prosperity at home depends on the expansion of freedom abroad …”

Maybe he needs a slug in his ass to wake him up – for old times sake.

Bush farewell address

It is a short ending to what has been a long goodbye. In 12 minutes, President George Bush thanked those who had helped to prevent another 9 / 11, who said that his greatest achievement. Bush rules, it’s emotional “farewell speech” – and delivered in every speech he gave. He has done everything in its power, he said, to ensure our security. “

He did. There was another terrorist attack of September 11. Terrorists have not hit the country with a weapon of mass destruction. That is something. As he leaves office, he urged “to resist complacency and not lower our guard.” Terrorists are always sense we’ve been warned. It is evil in the world. “Stay strong, as saying soldiers.

However, many Americans wanted and expected more from him tonight. They certainly have been disappointed if they saw at all.

Palin Doodles

This story made me laugh, Palin Doodles and Palin Doodles sell on eBay, Palin has a doodle WTF !! or did Palin have a Doodle ? well that explains everything …. Palin was a man !!

Do you guys know what a doodle is …. it’s a freaking penis, well I know, I know that it was an actual drawing and not a penis, but hell for the sake of entertainment let me say that it was penis.

Who really gives two shits if Palin had a scribble and someone sold them on eBay ? unless she was drawing terrorists blowing up buildings and driving (flying) airplanes …. then it may have been an issue or even funny.

1. Let’s ponder a few questions here :
2. Does Palin have a doodle.
3. Did she have a doodle.
4. Would she still be a milf if she had a pecker.
5. Would she be running for president in 2012 if she had a doodle.

Last of all what kind of sicko would buy her pickled doodle on ebay ? ewww gross ….

Palin sure is a Whack Job

Palin a Whack Job ?

Wow poor old Palin has been labeled a Whack Job – again. She’s gone from Sexy Mom, Hockey Mom, Rogue, Diva and now to a whack job …. seriously what is up with her ? She’s bonkers and a Rogue I reckon ….

She really is flying solo and leaving McCain in her dust …. who is that guy again ?

McCain and the crew did take her on to raise eyebrows and create a little hype – a little hype – not sure if they wanted this much hysteria and confusion. In the end it might have back fired or it might back fire, I wonder if she will get the blame – either way Palin will get some kind of gig out of this in the end – a stand up comic maybe ? More likely a talk back host of some kind …. if only for a brief period of time.

McCain may have one hope …. if Obama is assassinated …. as wrong as that is to say – Crazy Ed’ may be on the money, who would get the President job then ? would have to be McCain wouldn’t it or would it fall to the vice pres’ ?

Let’s just hope that McCain and Palin don’t get up – if you reckon bush is a clown wait to you see Palin in the office …. oh what a joke that would be …. but at least we’d have something to talk about.

oh I love my politics ….
Vote Ed’.

Daniel Cowart Myspace

Daniel Cowart was one of the White against blacks – that plotted to assassinate Obama …. he and a few other men had planned to kill Obma and black shool children. They had actually planned to kill 88 blacks, in their rampage, there have been, are or was a few photos of Daniel Cowart on his MySpace profile – I have no doubt that the profile has been removed or suspended by now.

I believe the group was or is still called “The Supreme White Alliance”, the MySpace profiles of the alleged plot-artists (or is that failures?), is straight out racist filled with taunting and racism – also add several pictures with guns and mug shots and you will get a fair idea of the profiles.

Paul Schlesselman was the alleged accomplice and companion – no not in that way – but in a batman and Robin kind of way.

They had also planned to behead 14 other black people in this assault, how were they going to get the guns ? well they had plans to rob – get ready for it – a gun store. They had planned to wear tuxedos and top hats – they didn’t want to stand out from the crowd ….

well Ed’s had enough of this ….

Ed’s out.

Palin Diva – Joking Right ?

Palin a Diva ? You are joking right ? there are several scenarios where she could be a Diva and if you fit the right criteria then sure …. she’s a Diva – TO YOU !!

If you answer yes to any of these questions then she’s your Diva :

~ Are you over 80 ?
~ Do you live in a trailer park ?
~ Do you sleep with your sister (still) ?

Do you fit this criteria :

~ Your favorite activity is chewing on straw.
~ You can spit tobacco 10 meters.
~ Last time i got a shag was 1980s when I had a perm.

Last ditch questions :

~ I am smashed and totally pissed.
~ I am blind and def.
~ I failed grade one and never returned to school.

Seriously you can not be thinking Palin is a Diva or even remotely hot ? Can you ? She’s a rogue and is going solo – solo before the campaign is even over …. she’s already looking far into the future …. beeep Palin your 1 minute is over …. move on.

Even Crazy Ed’ has standards
Ed’

Obama not a US Citizen

Obama not a US Citizen

As I sit in my lounge room in a small country town in Australia, I have a by standers point of view and I may add little understanding of the whole drawn out and long USA presidential campaigns, polls, voting system and all that other BS …. but what I do have is an individual personality and a brain …. I cam smell bull shit a mile away.

The whole damn US presidential campaign seems long and drawn out, the amount of dollars spent on the entire campaign is enough to feed a poor country, enough to boost the struggling economy, enough to feed & house the homeless in the US for several months …. but yet it all goes into propaganda, campaigns, clothing and media (coverage).

Take a look at the current situation it seems from our point of standing – that it’s the black guy VS the hick chick (yes Obama VS Palin) and who’s that other guy …. oh yeah McCain …. as I watch the trends and follow interests on the internet not once have I seen McCain …. it’s Palin, Obama and the single occasion : McCain gets Al-Qaeda’s approval.

Now the current issues is Obama not a US citizen …. then the Obama birth certificate controversy, I mean c’mon, how low is that, his not an American – oh of course not he’s a Muslim right ? I am lost why this has come to the spot light ? maybe a last pitch and smear campaign by Palin/McCain …. so if Obama isn’t a citizen based on the current facts and hype …. shouldn’t the presidency go to a real American – dare I say an Indian (a true native) – now that would be an achievement, as if a black president isn’t big enough – but an Indian would be major.

My point is the rest of the world looks at these campaigns and Bull shit …. then we think geez …. yanks are crazy …. hype, gossip, smear, fear and long drawn out procedures. This country is supposed to guide the common world and from a by standers point of view it reads like a script and appears to be a long slow, boring movie …..