Modern Warfare 2

Modern Warfare 2

Activision has released a release date of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, followed by Infinity Ward, a shot with the title set to hit shelves on November 10.

Curiously, the announcement of the trailer makes no mention of the Call of Duty franchise, simply referred to as Modern Warfare Game 2, which suggests that Activision may believe that the title is strong enough to stay series.

Earlier this month, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, picked up three BAFTA, including the game’s story and the character set and the price of 2008.

After his release, the title of the top regional sales Saturday and became very popular multiplayer game – with over 14 million players online.

Netflix Xbox 360

Netflix is the video and movie host online, Xbox is launching it’s new updates and this includes the ability to watch Netflix (content) using your Xbox, there is a subscription fee of course to get access to the movies and content, OK sweet you pay a few bucks to get movies on demand and legally – streamed to your home via your Xbox.

But enter Columbian pictures and the owner Sony and guess what happens ?

You get Sony putting a boot up Microsoft’s ass and a spanner in their works, sony is blocking all Columbian pictures movies from entering the Xbox stream and broadcast – those rotten bastards.

As a consumer and subscriber this means you are missing out and loosing some quality viewing …. so what will Xbox and Microsoft do to combat this ? and make it worth your while to purchase the subscription ?

Bonking in Fable two

Fable Two :

has hit the shelves, not too long after there’s questions being thrown around …. what’s the first thing that a player does in fable ? he wants to get laid …. so of course everyone is saying I wanna bonk that babe – but how can I get in her pants ?

Well there’s several ways to bonk and shag that cyber babe …. you have to tap x x x or x three times – yeah that was lame …. you have to get her really drunk – because man you’re ugly – so buy her  few pots at the inn or tavern.

Make sure that you wear a condom as one doesn’t want to catch STDs in cyber land …. cos it hurts like hell when you go to pee pee on that next tree ….

What is it with sex online in the past two days ? first it was Nailin Palin – the adult flick – starring a Palin look alike and that has sent the world into a frenzy …. I can picture it now – the Palin fans with their Palin dolls and their new favorite video …. I will stop there and let you finish that scenario off.

Then we have Fable two and a bunch of pre-pubescent teens trying to figure the birds and the bees – “sooo how did you loose your virginity” – “oh I was playing Fable and I finally got laid” …. I wore a dinger though …. imagine them asking their Mom “Mom how do I shag” – “why son” – “because Fable needs a shag and I can’t score” ….

Oh there’s going to be a lot of jokes around on the internet …. watch all the kiddies running to yahoo Answers asking how to get a root …. then jack asses like me telling them to get her drunk and wear a franger.

well good luck my cyber friend and I hope you get laid realllll soon ….