South Park Margaritaville

The recession has come to South Park this week. The spectacle of a metaphor for our real world is a mortgage crisis “Margaritaville” machine, more than one prize, a useless gadget that makes the green liquor. Stan’s father Randy properties, Stan tried to sell it so that the new poor family would have more to eat – like hot dogs and slices of tomato slices, but no bank or store would have the gizmo for real money .

Panic set in, with some people blaming the banks, some “hedonistic materialism”, and some – well, always reliable terrible crank Cartman and his anti-Semitism began to accuse the Jews to hide all our money in a “secret Jew cave “. (Among his many accomplishments, South Park has been exposed to the merciless ridicule anti-Semitism in recent years deserves some sort of allocation of humanitarian aid.)

South Park Margaritaville

Tough Economic Times – Who benefits ?

We are all aware of the tough financial times ahead, but who benefits from all these grants and Stimulus Checks ? America is due for a second stimulus check issue, Australia residents are receiving their relief package in December – but what’s the gain for the economy and the status of the economy and markets ?

OK take Australia for instance, we don’t get our grants until December, is that good timing or this that just the quickest that the government can get the cash out …. well with Christmas looming …. where’s that cash going to go, well as a Dad, mine will mostly go towards the childs Christmas presents …. now think about where 99% of these toys and clothes are made – if you said China then you would be correct. So Australia wont really benefit …. OK sure some cash will go to the shop owners and workers – well that company probably isn’t Australian anyway and that just leaves some cash for the workers.

So what’s the answer to spend the money where it really matters ? What will encourage growth within the country ? what will keep the most money within our own communities ?

Simple, let’s all spend the cash responsibly, spend some on the kiddies …. sure.

The answer is BEER and FOOD, yup spend our funds at the local pub, or have a major feast at Christmas and buy from local producers and brewers – be careful what beer you drink – because we have sold out most our companies to foreign companies (that right there may be a key issue – Australia has sold out).

So thank MR.Rudd for the piss up at Christmas and go on a one week bender with the cash, go on a Christmas pub crawl and spend the money evenly within the community and the local drinking hole.

Thanks MR.Bush and have a toast to him …. thank Bush for a one week bender and for turning you into a piss head …. spend that cash on alcohol and get drunk …. now that’s spending money wisely …. let it be a protest to keep the money in the community …. and within our countries.

Apple :

Well here’s one company that is rising through the tough times, Apple is continually gaining momentum and feels no heat on the current crisis, shame 99% of the materials would be made in China HuH ? iPhone is the largest reason for the profit …. I guess that may show where the relief funds are going …. yup on Electronics and spoils. Get off the Apple people and get on the grog …. get on a bender …. that’s the answer to a recover-ring financial crisis.